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June 15th, 2009

Summer 2009 Drinks Menu
POSTED AT 04:37 AM in Recipes, Misc.

 

The Veranda 

Taking it Outside

 

Antebellum Julep - Delpech Fougerat XO, Leopold's Georgia Peach Whiskey, Gosling's Rum, mint

Arnie at Augusta - House-vatted Bourbon, muscadine & tea syrups, mint, lemon, soda, bitters

Daiquiri - Matusalem Platino Rum, lime

Oaxacan Sour - Capel Pisco, Del Maguey Mezcal, Cointreau, Lillet, lemon, orange spice syrup, egg white, coffee bean-infused Vermouth 
 
 
 

The Study 

Solitary Contemplation

 

Bull City Manhattan - Wild Turkey 101 Rye, Italian Vermouth, Bual Madeira, Ardbeg Whisky, Laird's Apple Brandy, Peychaud's & Peach bitters

Gascony vs. Savoie - Ch de Laubade Armagnac XO, Lillet, Noilly Prat, Chamberyzette, Yellow Chartreuse, Depaz Rhum, Peychaud's bitters

Ernest Hemingway's Death in the Afternoon - Absinthe, Champagne

Hemingway Daiquiri (Papa Doble) - Matusalem Platino Rum, Luxardo Maraschino, grapefruit, lime 
 
 

 

The Ballroom 

Bawdry Merriment

 

Chatham Artillery Punch - Catawba, Rum, Rye, Cognac, Champagne, Longjing, pineapple, lemon, strawberry, cherry, orange

Columbia Punch - Gewurztraminer, Ambre Rum, St. Germain, Champagne, pineapple

Page Special - House-vatted Bourbon, Sprite, Branca, bitters

Uninspired Drinker - Vodka, club soda 
 
 

 

The Parlor 

Lounging & Entertaining

 

Singapore Sling - seasonal Gin, Benedictine, Cherry Heering, lemon, soda, Angostura & Regan's Orange bitters

Pegu Club - seasonal Gin, Curacao, lime, Angostura & Regan's Orange bitters

Chairman Marg - Ti Kuan Yin-infused Tequila, Domaine de Canton, Lillet, lime

Portuguese Daiquiri - Agua Luca Cachaca, San Sebastian Port, lime 
 
 

 

Pre-Prandial 

Apetite Stimulation

 

Leif of Bread - Aalborg Akvavit, Old Overholt Rye, Ramazzotti

Dripping Wet Martini - seasonal Gin, French Vermouth, Regan's Orange bitters

Half Sinner, Half Saint - Italian Vermouth, French Vermouth, Absinthe

Bamboo - French Vermouth, Amontillado Sherry, Angostura & Regan's Orange bitters 
 

 

 

Post-Prandial 

Meal Digestion

 

Masan Flip - Persimmon-infused Soju, Vodka, Domaine de Canton, whole egg

Buzz Word - Zuidam Genever, Luxardo Maraschino, Barenjager, lemon

Anglo-Saxon - St. George Kirsch, Plymouth Sloe Gin
 

 

 

Corpse Reviver 

[Self-Explanatory]

 

Argyll - House-vatted Whisky, St. Germain, rosemary grapefruit syrup, lime, Absinthe

#2 - seasonal Gin, Cointreau, Lillet, lemon, Absinthe

Hello Morning - House-vatted Whisky, Champagne, Bawls Guarana, Angostura bitters

 



May 6th, 2009

Cocktail Flight
POSTED AT 11:51 AM in Recipes

Recent tinkering in the lab has resulted in a satisfying Spring-time cocktail flight, intended for casual afternoon, pre-prandial aperitif, and post-prandial digestif consumption:

 

Afternoon

1.5 oz Dark Rum (Gosling's Black Seal)

1.0 oz. Apple Brandy (Laird's Bonded)

scant 1/2 Tbs. Orgeat

1/2 lime, juiced

2 dashes Peychaud's

1 dash Fee's Grapefruit Bitters

Shake, Strain, Serve Up

 

Aperitif

1.5 oz. Dry Vermouth (new Noilly Pratt)

0.75 oz Aquavit (Linie)

0.5 oz Cynar

1 tsp. Yellow Chartreuse

Stir, Strain, Serve Up

 

Digestif

1.25 oz Bourbon (Weller Antique)

0.75 oz Creme de Mure (house-made)

0.5 oz. Ramazzotti

Stir, Strain, Serve Up

 



May 5th, 2009

Alternatives to the Margarita
POSTED AT 12:08 PM in Spirits, Recipes, Misc.

This is for all you elitists out there who want to celebrate Cinco de Mayo, but don't want to be caught with a margarita in your hand, owing that this is the beverage that 91.3% of the multitudes of unwashed masses will be consuming tonight (I'm estimating the other 8.7% of MUM will roll exclusively Corona).

Breaking the margarita down, Dave Wondrich notes in his brilliant Imbibe! that the cocktail is essentially a tequila daisy, i.e. tequila-orange liqueur-citrus (lime).  Thus, if we want to riff on the marg, it is quite possible to swap out any liqueur for the orange and any citrus for the lime.  St. Germain is reportedly an excellent substitution for this particular quaff, and I've found grapefruit + bitters to well highlight tequila in the past.  Swap out at your own desire.

Another possibility is to build upon the marg.  To do this, we can add an additional sweet element to the orange liqueur, while adding another bitter/sour element atop the lime.  The key when constructing a cocktail in such a way is to keep the drink from becoming overly busy, over-extracted, or simply over-wrought;  no one enjoys an 11-ingredient train wreck, except for the pretentious faux expert newbie holding court at his table in the corner.  To be sure, I have nothing against 11 ingredient drinks per se, so long as each element plays an integral role and isn't simply included for the sake of said inclusion.  One such drink I shook up the other day added 0.75 oz. of Ramazzotti, 1 dash agave nectar, 2 dashes Peychaud's and 1 dash Fee's Grapefruit Bitters to the standard margarita formula;  its taste is the maturing, near-middle aged crisis 40 yr old to the marg's raging adolescent.

There are also a plethora of great tequila cocktails that owe no pedigree to the margarita, a host that numbers much too many to name here.  I suggest heading on over to the cocktaildb, searching for "tequila" and selecting a concoction that speaks to you.  In my experience, Campari, bianco vermouth, absinthe, the aforementioned St. Germain, Lillet, apple brandy and many others play extremely well with tequila.

Another option sure to appeal to the elitist is mezcal (though not of the con gusano sort;  that is decidedly prole).  Using mezcal in lieu of tequila is sure to produce a deeper, more luxurious, 'smoke-filled back room' feel to even the most standard of tequila cocktails.  A popular technique in the New York cocktail bars is to use a fraction of mezcal in conjunction with a larger fraction of tequila, or even simply rinsing the glass with mezcal, to glean just a hint of the spirit's ruggedly handsome smokiness.

The bottom line from the preceding?  There are plenty of options for the elitist to stand out, and more importantly stand apart, even on Cinco de Mayo.



April 28th, 2009

Annual Sangria
POSTED AT 10:41 AM in Recipes, Misc.

I mark the first 90 degree day of each year w/ a not-so-celebratory "we're in for a long Summer" pitcher of Sangria.  If I'm to lament the onset of 5 months of heat, I'd like to at least feign a festal recognition of such.  While I'm sure the recipe changes each year -- especially since it's occasionally by dumb luck that I discover the next day is set to reach 90, thus sending me out scurrying to the grocer -- I figured I'd jot down what this year's batch consisted of.  If nothing else, it'll help next year's impromptu planning.

 

1200 ml Carlo Rossi Paisano

150 ml Raynal Brandy

80 ml Santa Teresa Curacao

10 T Cane Sugar

1 Fuji Apple, sliced

1 Persian Lime, sliced

1 Tangelo, sliced

1 Anjou Pear, sliced

1 Kiwi, sliced

2 Cinnamon sticks

2 dozen Allspice berries

 

This went into the pitcher overnight.  Upon serving, top glass off with Blood Orange Soda/S. Pellegrino for fizz (S. Pellegrino contains 82% less sodium than standard club soda).

 



April 25th, 2009

NFL 2009 Mock Draft
POSTED AT 05:28 AM in Misc.

Each year, I do an NFL first round mock draft the morning of draft day;  I hear it's what the cool kids are doing.


1. Detroit Lions - Matthew Stafford, QB, Georgia

2. Saint Louis Rams - Jason Smith, OT, Baylor

3. Kansas City Chiefs - Tyson Jackson, DE, LSU

4. Seattle Seahawks - Mark Sanchez, QB, USC

5. Cleveland Browns - Michael Crabtree, WR, Texas Tech

6. Cincinnati Bengals - Eugene Monroe, OT, Virginia

7. Oakland Raiders - Darrius Heyward-Bey, WR, Maryland

8. Jacksonville Jaguars - Aaron Curry, LB, Wake Forest

9. Green Bay Packers - B.J. Raji, DT, Boston College

10. San Francisco 49ers - Andre Smith, OT, Alabama

11. Buffalo Bills - Brian Orakpo, DE, Texas

12. Denver Broncos - Rey Maualuga, LB, USC

13. Washington Redskins - Josh Freeman, QB, Kansas St.

14. New Orleans Saints - Malcolm Jenkins, DB, Ohio St.

15. Houston Texans - Clay Matthews, LB, USC

16. San Diego Chargers - Chris Wells, RB, Ohio St.

17. New York Jets - Jeremy Maclin, WR, Missouri

18. Denver Broncos - Peria Jerry, DT, Ole Miss

19. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Aaron Maybin, DE, Penn St.

20. Detroit Lions - Michael Oher, OT, Ole Miss

21. Philadelphia Eagles - Knowshon Moreno, RB, Georgia

22. Minnesota Vikings - Percy Harvin, WR, Florida

23. New England Patriots - Vontae Davis, CB, Illinois

24. Atlanta Falcons - Evander Hood, DT, Missouri

25. Miami Dolphins - Brian Cushing, LB, USC

26. Baltimore Ravens - Hakeem Nicks, WR, North Carolina

27. Indinapolis Colts - Brian Robiskie, WR, Ohio St.

28. Buffalo Bills - Brandon Pettigrew, TE, Oklahoma St.

29. New York Giants - Kenny Britt, WR, Rutgers

30. Tennessee Titans - Everette Brown, DE, Florida St.

31. Arizona Cardinals - Donald Brown, RB, Connecticut

32. Pittsburgh Steelers - Eric Wood, C, Louisville

 

 



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